A/N: Okay, before you read the story lemme just tell you a couple of things. It is a one-shot. And it’s Zimmy. If you don’t like it, get over it and walk away. I also want to tell y’all that it doesn’t have porn in it, it’s just something I wrote for my leprechaun :iconDBGlovesSJA: .
Step one: admitting you have a crush. /Okay, easy. I have a crush./
Step two: recognizing that your crush might or might not like you. /Well, that’s reasonable. He’s a dude. I’m a dude. He’s straight. I’m supposed to be and not sure anymore./
Step three: admitting to yourself that they’re happier with that someone else. /That’s a little harsh, but understandable./
Step four: realizing that they’ll never care for you. /Ow./
Step five: also realizing to never go to Brian for this pamphlet, you dumbass. /Fucking hell!/
I threw the pamplet at my friend and huffed. “I seriously hate you right now,” I