The Ways of Jashin

This is my first fanfiction being put up anywhere though I've wrote a thousand I just never really put it up cause I was a chicken.
Disclaimer: I do not own the epicness that is NARUTO! though I wish I did I do not. It belongs to its creator.....uh.. Ma... Mahotma?? *sigh* it belongs to...Masashi Kishimoto


Chapter One

Willow woke with her mom, talking about how the early vampire catches the virgin. What virgin her mother was talking about she will never know. In fact she didn't want to know for that matter. Willow heaved a sigh and got out of bed slowly. Quickly taking a shower before Jake woke up Willow remembered last nights conversation over dinner..

~Last Night~
  Felix, Willow's dad, poked at his plate full of food wondering what the hell his wife made this time. He loved his wife to death but sometimes he questions what she makes in the kitchen.
  "Garnet," Felix addressed his wife.
  The red headed vampire with dark green eyes looked at him. "Yes dear?" she asked.
  "Can you tell me what exactly is this on my plate?"
  "oh! It's spaghetti," she said lightly.
  "It looks like your father's intestines."
  "Felix!"
  "Wow Dad good one," Willow said sarcastically.
  "Oh sweet Jesus Willow," Jake muttered. "Just shut it."
  Willow glared at her twin brother. "How about you first." Jake just rolled his bright blue eyes and snorted.
  "Anyways," Garnet quickly said, "I hope ya'll are ready for a new school tomorrow."
  "Yeah what fun it will be going to another new school because of Jake," Willow said.
  "The one before last wasn't my fault now was it WIl? Infact as I recall it was yours," Jake snapped.
  "Oh come on! That was so not my fault!"
  "Alright!" Felix said hoping tomorrow would come faster. "So Willow are excited to go to school with an old friend of yours?"
  "Yeah can't wait," she mumbled.
~~~~~~~~~

  BANG BANG!! "WILLOW ARE YOU GONNA STAY IN THERE FOREVER?!" Jake yelled.
  "SHUT THE HELL UP!" she yelled back as she began drying herself off.
  "YOU FIRST SISSY!"
  "GO TO HELL YOU PRICK!!"
  "ALREADY THERE!!"
  Willow rolled her eyes as she pulled on a blue gray dress that stopped just a little above the knees. Her brown hair with a red tint in it fell to the middle of her back, and her vivid blue eyes looked tired and dead for a moment. She quickly brushed her hair and teeth..er well fangs, and walked out of the bathroom to see Jake's dark brown moppy head tilted to the side. "Geez I thought you would be in there forever, sis," he said as he walked past her to the bathroom.
  "I hope you don't fall and break your neck, brother," she said with venom in her voice. Ah such a loving family! Willow looked up at the ceiling and asked God why her. She just started walking to her room to grab her bag when her mother called from downstairs.
  "WILLOW HONEY COME HERE FOR A SEC!" Garnet said.
  "Coming Mom!" Willow sighed in frustration but walked downstairs quickly only to bump into some kid. "Ouch. Hey who the hell are you!" she said looking at the kid.
  "Pfft. I thought you would've remembered an old friend, Willy," the kid answered.
  "Ah hell it's you!"
  "Willow you remember Sasuke right?" Garnet said smiling.
  "Yeah I remember this punk," Willow said, "he use to talk me into stupid sh- stuff."
   Sasuke smirked. "And you use to do the stupid stuff also."
  "Teh not anymore."
  "Aw why not? Afriad you're gonna get caught?"
  Willow rolled her eyes. "no I'm afriad that D-"
  "AH food with the duck-butt hair! Nice to see you again," Felix said walking into the room.
  Sasuke just smiled. "You too Mr.Felix."
  "Dad must you always call people food?" Willow asked frowning.
  "I don't always call people food.. I called them something that I notice about them. Like Sasuke here, I noticed his hair," Felix said as a matter-of-factly.
  "Yeah whatever," Willow said. "I'm gonna grab my things then I'll be right down."
  "Ok WIlly," Sauske said.
  "CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I SWEAR I WILL END YOU!!" Willow yelled as she stomped upstairs. Jake walked out of the bathroom and took one look at her.
  "Let me guess. Sasuke's here?" he said a little bored.
  "How could you tell?"
  "Pfft. I can smell that little shit from a mile away."
  
~AT SCHOOL!!!~
  "God why does it have to be this school of all schools?!" Willow whined as Sasuke pulled into the schools parking lot. "And why doesn't Itachi drive you to school?"
  "He has to go pick up his boyfriend," Sauske said shutting off the car.
  "H-he has a boyfriend?" Willow asked completely confused at when Itachi suddenly went to the other team.
  "No just a shark."
  "Uh... Shark?" Jake asked from the backseat.
  "Yeah Kisame he's.. special."
  "Oh like retarded?" Willow asked.
  "Yeah let's go with that," he said as they climbed out of the car. "Come Wil and Jake let me introduce you to the pack of morons."
  All of a sudden they heard, "TEEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!" Then BAM! Sasuke was tackled by a blonde kid.
  "HOLY HELL HE KILLED SASUKE!!" Willow yelled.
  "You bastards," Jake said sarcastically.
  "Get. Off. Me. Dobe!" Sasuke choked out from under the kid.
  "But Teeeeeeeemmmmmeeee," the kid whined pulling a face that made him look kinda like a fox.
With that Sauske pushed the kid off and stood up dusting himself off. "Geez Naruto you're like a five-year-old."
  "Well you're like a teme!" NAruto said sticking his tongue out at Sasuke. Willow giggled and Jake just sighed.
  Sasuke helped Naruto up then introduced him to the twins. "Naruto," Sasuke said, "this is Willow and Jake, their twins and have been my friends since I was five."
  "Hi there!" Naruto said happily.
  "Hi," Willow said smiling.
  "Waz up?" Jake said.
  "Wow I like the girl. Hey Willow wanna be friends?" Naruto asked pulling an innocent face.
  "Aww! Of course!" Willow said hugging Naruto tightly. "He's so adorable! Jake can I keep him?!"
  "No. Get a goldfish," Jake said.
  Willow pouted. "But I don't like goldfish."
  "I don't care."
  "Ugh! Fine."
  "Say Sasuke where's that brother of your's again?" Jake asked as they started walking toward the school again.
  "Oh he's..right there. Come on I bet he's just dying to see ya'll again," Sauske said as Naruto tugged on Willow's arm.
  "So how did you and Duck-Ass meet?" Naruto asked.
  "Oh my dad tried to eat him," Willow muttered.
  "What was that?" Naruto asked.
  "Oh I said we were neighbors."
  "Oh ok!"
  "Itachi!" Sasuke yelled. "Guess wh- What the fuck?"
  There was some blonde chick who had climbed onto Itachi's shoulders, he didn't look to happy about it. She was holding a necklace out of the reach of some silver haired guy yelling 'Jashin sucks! Praise Buddha BITCH!'. While still managing to throw goldfish at some kid who looked like a shark.
  "Who the hell," Willow said at the same time Jake said, "What the hell."
  "Oh great it's her again," Naruto muttered.
  "Who is that?" Willow asked as the blonde chick jumped off of Itachi and threw the necklace in the garbage can. The silver haired guy quickly scrambled for it. Then the chick laughed evilly and ran away.
   "That's Ivy," Sasuke said frowning, "she's what you would call a truoble maker. She puts my brother and his moronic friends to shame."
   "Oh and don't forget she's Tsunade younger sister!" Naruto chriped in.
   "Ah yes she taught her younger sister well. anyways let's go," Sasuke said walking over to Itachi. "Itachi look who came back."
  Itachi's cold, dark eyes roamed over Sasuke's shoulder to see Jake and Willow. "is that.."
  "Yep."
  He walked past Sasuke and loomed over Willow making her quiver a bit. "You there," he said.
  "Y-Yes?" she asked.
  "You lack..."
  "PENIS!!" she quickly said.
  Itachi just chuckled and hugged Wllow. "Willy! How are you?" he asked.
  Willow giggled. "I've been better. How about you Uchiha?"
  "Same. I guess you could say."
  "So you're brother said that you have freaky friends. and I can see he was right. SO are you gonna introduce me?"
  "Sure why not. Hello there Jake. I see you're still looking lovelier than a box full of razor blades."
  "Ha! Very funny Itachi," Jake said as Itachi lead them toward his friends.
  "Why thank you Jakers." Itachi stopped infront of a blue guy with blue spiky hair, nearly white eyes, and scary teeth. "Kisame meet Willow and Jake."
  "Nice to meet ya'll," Kisame said.
  "And this is Deidara and Sasori," Itachi said point to a blonde with forget me not blue eyes and red hed with dull brown eyes. The blonde looked kinda girlish because the hair was pulled up into a ponytail and the bangs covered their right eye.
  "Nice to meet you ma'am," Jake said.
  "I'M NOT A GIRL!!!" Deidara yelled. "I HAVE A PENIS!! GEEZ!!"
  Willow laughed. "He's more feminine then I am," Willow said.
  "I HEARD THAT!! Oh hey you're adorable!" Deidara said pulling her into a hug. "Aww she's cuuuuuute!!! Can I keep her?!" he asked looking at Sasori.
  "WOw you two are gonna get along," Jake muttered.
  "HI DEIDARA!!" Naruto said.
  "NARUTO!!" Deidara said pulling him into the hug as well. "Aww I wanna keep 'em!!'
  "Dei we've been over this. You can only keep Kisame as a pet cause he looks like a fish," Sasori said. "And if you keep these two then you'll blow them up."
  "WHAT!!" Willow said. "NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! I WANNA LIIIIIIVE!!!"
  Naruto laughed, Jake shook his head, Sasuke face-palmed, and Itachi just sighed. Same ol' Willow. "Anyways, Willow, Jake this is Zetsu."
  Zetsu looked intresting. With his green hair, yellow eyes and one half of his body was pale and the other side was tanned. Willow just looked at him. "I like em! He's all different!"
  "That's Konan and Pein," Itachi said pointing to a blue haired chick with a rose in her hair and golden eyes and a guy with a lot of piercings on his face, orange hair and cool eyes.
  Konan walked up to Willow. "Hm. You're new."
  Willow nodded. "Yup I sure am."
  "And Deidara wants to keep you as a pet?"
  "Um.. I think so."
  "Well he can't have you cause I want you!" Konan said hugging Willow. "she's so cuuute!"
  Willow just smiled as she stepped back from Konan.
  "This Hidan and Kakuzu," Itachi said pointing to the silver haired man, magenta eyes and a tan guy that looked all stitched up with green and red eyes.
  "Willow do you know of Jashin?" Hidan asked.
  "Who is Jashin?" WIllow asked.
  "NO!!!" everyone screamed in unison as Hidan threw an arm around her.
  "Weeeeeell," Hidan said. "Jashin is the most-"
  "Hidan, shut the hell up," Kakuzu said pulling Willow away from him. "I don't think her parents will be too happy with you corrupting their daughter. Their son they don't care about."
  "Hey!" Jake said.
  "Oh and like they'll be glad that you're gonna corrupt her with money bullshit?" Hidan glared.
  "Wait a minute," Itachi said looking around.
  "Huh? What is it, un?" Deidara asked.
  "Where's Tobi?" They all then heard a loud BOOM!! And a spiky haired boy came running up covered in black splotches on his face and clothes.
  "Tobi what did you do!?" Naruto asked.
  "Oh uh.. hehe.. Well you see," the boy tried explaining, rubbing the back of his head.
  "Deidara," Sasori said looking at him sternly.
  "um.. Y-Yes, un?" Deidara asking shrinking behind Hidan.
  "Did you leave the chemicals out in Biology on purpose.. Again?"
  "Maybe."
  Before anyone call say anything else the bell rang and they were off to class. Sasuke grabbed Willow's and Jake's arm. "Did they send ya'll's schedules in the  mail?" he asked.
  "Um.. Yeah I think so," Jake said pulling out two schedules from his poket. He handed on to Willow and she glared at him. "It was Dad that said not to give you yours UNTIL we got here."
  "Oh hey look Wil you got the same first period as me," Sasuke said. He looked at Jake's schedule then smirked. "And you have Naruto. You might wanna be careful he's had caffeeine this morning."
  Naruto just rolled his eyes and pulled Jake along. Jake looked back at his sister. They've never been separated before. He wasn't sure how they'd react at all. "So Jake you and Willow are twins?" Naruto asked as they walked along inside the building.
  "Yeah we are. What else do you wanna know?" Jake asked and Naruto just smiled.